【英语手抄报资料：英语小幽默】
【1】the company's mission to eat nian fan
this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?
在公司吃团年饭
今年在公司里过春节,在一起吃团年饭时，经理酒醉，入厕呕吐，恰逢一男职员正小解，经理怒曰：说好不喝了怎么还倒酒?男闻声急停，不料憋出个屁来，经理大怒：妈的!谁又开了一瓶?
【2】hospitality
the hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. the little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. the visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "you must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. where did you find the cheese?" "in the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
【英语手抄报资料：英语谚语】
1.Like knows like. 惺惺相惜。
2.Time flies never to be recalled. 光阴一去不复返
3.When in Rome, do as Roman do.入乡随俗
4.A light heart live long. 心情开朗寿命长。不恼不愁，活到白头。
5.An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 日吃苹果一只，身体健康不求医。
6.Poverty is stranger to industry. 勤劳之人不受穷。
7.Deliberate in counsel, prompt in action. 考虑要仔细，行动要迅速。
8.One sin opens the door for another.犯了一次罪恶就会犯另一次罪。
9.One man's meat is another man's poison. 萝卜青菜，各有所爱。
10.It is a poor mouse that has only one hole. 狡兔三窟。
11.Dreams are lies. 梦不足信。
12.Do not teach fish to swim. 不要班门弄斧。
13.We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. 井干方知水珍贵
14.Less is more. 简单就是美
15.A blessing in disguise. 因祸得福
16.Love me, love my dog.爱屋及乌
17.Every dog has his day. 凡人皆有得意日
18.Sharpening your axe will not delay your job of cutting wood.磨刀不误砍柴功。
19.Seeing is believing.眼见为实
20.Well begun is half done.好的开端是成功的一半