幽默英语手抄报资料

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   导语:如何制作一份英语的手抄报呢?小编整理了一些英语手抄报的资料与大家分享,希望对大家有帮助!

英语手抄报

  【英语小幽默1】

  A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce."I don't understand,"He said,"Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"the husband explained "Well , you see,We wanted to wait until the children died."

  有一个丈夫和妻子都是91岁,他们站在法官面前,要求离婚。“我不明白,”法官说,“你们为什么到了这把年纪还要离婚?”丈夫解释道:“嗯,你是知道的,我们以前是哟等到孩子们都死了。”

 

  【英语小幽默2】

  Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?

  老师: 汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?

  Tom: Men.

  汤姆:男人们。

  Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

  老师: 答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?

  Tom : Twins.

  汤姆: 双胞胎。

英语手抄报

  【英语小幽默3】

  Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.

  老师: 约翰尼,在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。

  Johnny: It's there , sir.

  约翰尼: 先生,在这儿。

  Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

  老师: 对了。萨默,你来回答是谁发现了澳大利亚?

  Sammy: Johnny, sir.

  萨默: 先生,是约翰尼。

 

  【英语小幽默4】

  It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.

  正值当地竞选时期,候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。

  At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"

  候选人来到了一家门口,一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我,年轻人,”候选人问道,“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党?”

  "Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."

  “都不是,”孩子答到,“她在浴室。”

 

  【英语小幽默5】

  Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

  年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?

  Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

  年长的童子军:上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来,那就是蘑菇。

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